You Might be a Carpet Cleaner if.....

[M4sT3R T3CH]

If you have ever found a fels napthia bar in your pants that were just washed or if you keep one on your washing machine for pre treatment.

 

[M4sT3R T3CH]

If you have ever broke out your upholstery tool to clean up some ketchup of your shirt from a bad lunch experience.

 

[M4sT3R T3CH]

If you have ever peed in your vac hose. Gotta b careful lol.

 

[M4sT3R T3CH]

If curling is your favorite winter olympic sport

 

[PATRICK YANELLO]

You know you are a carpet cleaner when you make your salad, you pre-spray (i mean dress it) it with your favorite chems (sometimes spiked), agitate it (toss it), and let it dwell a bit in the fridge before eating it!

 

[OMC]

When you run out of laundry powder so you just chuck in a little prespray powder instead lol