You Might be a Carpet Cleaner if.....

M4sT3R T3CH

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If you have ever found a fels napthia bar in your pants that were just washed or if you keep one on your washing machine for pre treatment.
 

M4sT3R T3CH

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Randall Blackwell
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If you have ever broke out your upholstery tool to clean up some ketchup of your shirt from a bad lunch experience.
 
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PATRICK YANELLO

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You know you are a carpet cleaner when you make your salad, you pre-spray (i mean dress it) it with your favorite chems (sometimes spiked), agitate it (toss it), and let it dwell a bit in the fridge before eating it!