Things people never say

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Things carpet cleaners never say:

"Don't you wish sometimes there was more poop in a sewage flood?"

"That Rob Allen sure is a pompous jerk."

"I wish ALL of my customers could be from Groupon!"
 

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"Why can't there be more gum on the carpet in this Fraternity House?"

I wish all these girls in the sorority house would wear more clothing.
 

Johnny Bravo

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Note to self, do more sorority houses!!!!!!!!!!!

haha True story actually. It was in Westwood for UCLA, back in the early to mid 80's. Not a big job but I was there all day. Only guy in the whole place :)
 

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Customer calls:

"How much do you charge? because I am only interested in price and could care less about results and think all carpet cleaners do the same thing so I might as well just book the job over the phone with the cheapest company I can find"
 

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HAHA

That's Trip and Tyler, creaters of Don't Be that Guy (another funny set of videos to look up)

They use to be Young Life leaders here in Gwinnett country back when I was in highschool, Funniest dudes you will ever meet. I did a lot of volunteer work with them while I was in college.