Tell me you’re a carpet cleaner...

[Fedri]

Woman asked me how I felt about pets • • •
I said, get a pup-pee & keep my # handy • we’ll both be happy.

I think this is the best one so far.

 

[U. S. Vet.]

At a hairpin turn • your mother in law flies out the bed of your pickup • with a bear hug on your CRB

 

[brian3180]

I always wear my uniform shirt. I like vacuum cleaners. I'm constantly thinking about air flow, temperature and humidity. I pretty much relate most things in my life concerning air flow, temperature and humidity. Cooking, driving, bedtime...all things.

 

[DRYEX]

Occupation: Master Textile Cleaner

 

[KStevens]

Who doesn't like vacuum cleaners? Things that make the carpet clean.

 

[U. S. Vet.]

So tell me how you're better than ALL the other companies? (Don't you love when a customer says that...)

Yes !
I answer that question • till they are scheduled on MY calendar.

 

[KStevens]

On a serious note, what's a good vacuum cleaner for the carpets?

 

[Nick Southland]

...without telling me you’re a carpet cleaner.

I love cleaning up messes I did make