Tell me you’re a carpet cleaner...

[rob allen]

...without telling me you’re a carpet cleaner.

 

[Dream Clean]

My natural instinct is to look at the floor in any building or home I enter.

 

[OxiFreshGuy]

Why would a movie theater install polyester carpets....

 

[sbsscn]

stand in front of you with my uniform on.

 

[sbsscn]

hand you my business card

 

[sbsscn]

take my work van everywhere

 

[nathan hess]

Do you really think duct taping down vinyl runners on that brand new white shag is a good idea ?

 

[OxiFreshGuy]

Can't help myself and end up educating people in the carpet machine aisle of Home Depot and Lowes....

 

[OxiFreshGuy]

Friend asks, "How do I stop my dog from peeing on the carpets?"

I reply, "The only method that has any effectiveness whatsoever is a .45"

Friend, "Huh?"

 

[OxiFreshGuy]

Carpets and rugs in my house are filthy.

 

[SRD]

Carpets and rugs in my house are filthy.

This, ive always said a mechanics car never runs right, shoe makers kids have no shoes lmao

 

[KStevens]

Carpets and rugs in my house are filthy.

Can't relate, my OCD brain will nag me until I clean my carpets.

 

[floorclean]

Because my cologne is upholstery dry cleaning fluid!

 

[OxiFreshGuy]

Because Choccy Milk soap makes me think the bathwater looks like waste water...

 

[Fedri]

I use to work for Stanley steamer and currently, I own my own company.

 

[OxiFreshGuy]

I use to work for Stanley steamer and currently, I own my own company.

So tell me how you're better than ALL the other companies? (Don't you love when a customer says that...)

 

[sbsscn]

Dr Squatch soap is awesome!

 

[Bob Savage]

Was dancing with Wanda yesterday.

 

[U. S. Vet.]

A Nightmare 3 months ago : cold sweats • screaming • flailing around uncontrollably • • •

My wife shakes me awake and awkwardly asks screams what’s wrong • are you on ?

I calmed down and explained • • • I dreamt I was an employee ! ! !

 

[U. S. Vet.]

Woman asked me how I felt about pets • • •
I said, get a pup-pee & keep my # handy • we’ll both be happy.