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Tell me you’re a carpet cleaner...

rob allen

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...without telling me you’re a carpet cleaner.
 

OxiFreshGuy

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Friend asks, "How do I stop my dog from peeing on the carpets?"

I reply, "The only method that has any effectiveness whatsoever is a .45"

Friend, "Huh?"
 

floorclean

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Because my cologne is upholstery dry cleaning fluid!
 

OxiFreshGuy

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Because Choccy Milk soap makes me think the bathwater looks like waste water...

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OxiFreshGuy

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I use to work for Stanley steamer and currently, I own my own company.
So tell me how you're better than ALL the other companies? (Don't you love when a customer says that...)
 
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A Nightmare 3 months ago : cold sweats • screaming • flailing around uncontrollably • • •

My wife shakes me awake and awkwardly asks screams what’s wrong • are you on ?

I calmed down and explained • • • I dreamt I was an employee ! ! !
 

U. S. Vet.

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Woman asked me how I felt about pets • • •
I said, get a pup-pee & keep my # handy • we’ll both be happy.
 
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