Lol bulllllllll sht toot my azz i remember when i thought women never farted. Till i heard it. I was like whaaaaaatha fk i cant even compete with that lol. I will give you all credit. You will rather deal with the pain then deal with the shame by holding it backOh no, no, no, no, no. We don't fart. We TOOT.
Much more ladylike.