Heeeellllllll no bro...but I'm sure you can get deron to find ya a good ole fatty to handle that for ya.My balls are already sore. Maybe you can massage them for me.lol And i know it's hard to tell if anyone on here is BS'ing which is why i'm not surprised that very few had believed my turnaround on what I thought about the product. The browning was true, but that's why I was as honest as I could. Especially on admitting I was wrong on what I thought was in it. Hell, I've just got a high school diploma. I'm no chemist. What the hell do I know?