Deep in Louisiana, Gordon walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the gator up on the bar, and turns to the astonished patrons.

"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my "manhood" inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my "unit" unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."

The crowd murmured their approval. Gordon stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his "credentials" and related parts in the alligator's open jaws. The gator closed his mouth and the crowd gasped.

After a minute, Gordon grabbed a bottle of Pabst Blue Ribbon and smacked the alligator really, really hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.

The crowd cheered, and the first of his free drinks were delivered. The man stood up again and made another offer.

"I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try."

A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A blond tourist from Minnesota timidly spoke up..."I'll try it - Just don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle."