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About LinkBacksOne of our fine members is getting married. Joseph Whatley is tying the knot 6/2/10 at 5:00 pm. Let's wish him well. Maybe we could tell him some marriage jokes to send him off on the right foot. I'll start...
"Marriage is like a bed of roses,real pretty to look at until you lay in it"
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- 05-27-2010, 09:17 PM #1
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Getting Married 6/2/10 !!!!!!!!!!!
- 05-27-2010, 09:37 PM #2
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Re: Getting Married 6/2/10 !!!!!!!!!!!
Good luck Joseph!
You know your getting old when the old lady you help across the street is you wife
- 05-27-2010, 09:40 PM #3
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Re: Getting Married 6/2/10 !!!!!!!!!!!
Good luck Joe !!! All the best to you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
My daughter is also getting married this June... On the 19th...
- 05-27-2010, 11:04 PM #4 Hall of Fame Cleaner
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Re: Getting Married 6/2/10 !!!!!!!!!!!
Women are like phones:
They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.
But push the wrong button and your disconnected
- 05-28-2010, 12:09 AM #5
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Re: Getting Married 6/2/10 !!!!!!!!!!!
Congrats man, just passed year 10 and it seem to get better every year.
- 05-28-2010, 12:59 AM #6
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Re: Getting Married 6/2/10 !!!!!!!!!!!
WooHoo !!!!
- 05-28-2010, 12:35 PM #7
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Re: Getting Married 6/2/10 !!!!!!!!!!!
Congratulation, Joseph!
- 05-28-2010, 02:06 PM #8
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Re: Getting Married 6/2/10 !!!!!!!!!!!
Congrats Joe Theres no better feeling than being married to the woman of your dreams. Its a beautiful experience.
With that said there is something a man should never do to his wife...and that is not love her.
A man at his death bed decided to confess to his wife of his infedelity. Asking for her forgiveness she looks at him with compassion and holds his hand and with a soft calm voice says to him "there there husband save your strength...let the poison run its course!!!"
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- 05-28-2010, 03:11 PM #9
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Re: Getting Married 6/2/10 !!!!!!!!!!!
the best of the best wishes. God bless your marriage!
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- 05-28-2010, 05:48 PM #10
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Re: Getting Married 6/2/10 !!!!!!!!!!!
You lose a bet or something?????????
JK.....Congrats Joseph!
- 05-28-2010, 08:11 PM #11
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Re: Getting Married 6/2/10 !!!!!!!!!!!
What's the difference between a hooker, a girlfriend, and a wife?
A hooker asks, "Are you done yet?"
A girlfriend asks, "You're done already?"
A wife asks, "Do you think we should paint the ceiling?"
Congratulations!!
- 05-28-2010, 08:18 PM #12
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Re: Getting Married 6/2/10 !!!!!!!!!!!
congrats J-Dub. but remember the million dollar two little words that saved me tons of cash. and I giggle everytime I think about it. "Prenuptual Agreement"
- 05-29-2010, 09:50 AM #13
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Re: Getting Married 6/2/10 !!!!!!!!!!!
Run man RUN.........
JK congratulations and do what she tells you to do and you will be fine!
A tattoo of your anniversary date will help you not to forget it!
- 05-29-2010, 04:56 PM #14
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Re: Getting Married 6/2/10 !!!!!!!!!!!
Congrats!
- 06-01-2010, 01:27 AM #15 Cleaner Addict
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Re: Getting Married 6/2/10 !!!!!!!!!!!
Happy wife, Happy life .
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