got a good one for you, feel free to post it off topic!!
CHINESE SICK LEAVE: "i NO COME WORK TODAY!!!"
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey I no come work today, I really sick. Got Headache, stomach ache and
legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That Makes everything better and I go to work....You try that'
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and i feel great. I be at work soon.... You got nice house!"

If you ordered a dry pro water vac from jon don you need to call them...... They are redesigning the bottom palte and have said they are sending them out for free to whomever bought them

I bet you have a bed in the back of that van don't you?

Hi Mick ..Frank

Mick what do you think so far?

I won't show those naked photos to anyone!

Gooday Mick,
I thought I would have another look at TMF...looks good. I will give you a buzz soon and catch up.
Regards,
Ian Starr

Sorry I missed ya, I got to get to bed catch me tomorrow or PM me please

your a GOOSE ur awsome